Today,for Eng class, v r suppose to pair up wit a fren n write a dialogue...tittle:Teenage probs...Shuana n Dillon came up wit sumthin....here it goes...
Teenage Problems – Dialogue
PART 1
Shuana : Dillon ! I have some problems.
Dillon : Yeah, me too. You want to talk about it ?
Shuana : I need to have a tea party with my Barbie dolls.
Dillon : Oh really ? That sounds lovely !
Shuana : Will you promise to come to my tea party ?
Dillon : Sure sure, why not ?
Shuana : You don’t sound interested in my tea party ? Why ?
Dillon : I was thinking of something else.
Shuana : Thinking of what ? It’ll be fun. Remember to bring a few friends. Barbie
Doll’s friends.
Dillon : Hmm.. I could bring my favorite doll, Mong with me.
Shuana : Oh ! That should sound fun. Mong ? Is it a doll ?
Dillon : Yeah. He’s my first doll. I found him on the streets getting violated by a
dog.
Shuana : Oh ! Bring him alone then. With a guy there, Barbie and her friends will
get turned on. Wow !
Dillon : Awesome. How do you relate this to your problem ?
Shuana : Well, planning a tea party for Barbie and her friends definitely is a
problem. It’s not as easy as it sounds. Anyway, I’m thinking of a song I
can play during the tea party. Do you have any ideas ?
Dillon : Oh yes. *Dillon starts singing*
“I’M A BARBIE GIRL ! IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD !”
Shuana : Oh my ! I love this song ! It’s Barbie’s favourite too ! *Shuana sings
too*
“LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC”
Dillon : “YOU’RE SO UGLY, YOU DISGUST ME”
Shuana : “AAH AAH AAH AAH…” WHAT ? THAT’S NOT THE LYRICS !
Dillon : Oh sorry. It’s “I’M SO SEXY, YOU’RE SO DISGUSTING”
Shuana : I’m not disgusting ! What dress do you think Barbie should wear for the
tea party ?
Dillon : Something exotic please.
Shuana : So Mong will get turned out ?
Dillon : Yes. He has been having too many relationships with boys, he needs
some experience with girls.
Shuana : Isn’t that him holding hands with Mani Baarathy ?
Dillon : AAH ! MY EYES ! MY EYES !
PART 2.
One day, there were 4 cows. A shexy cow which is Dillon; a chubby one which is Shuana; the cute one which is Z Wei and *drumrolls* THE ONE AND ONLY HIDEOUS AND HAIRY COW which is MONG !
Z Wei : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Shuana : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Dillon : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Mong : MEOOOOWWWWW !!!!!
Z Wei : Oh my ! Who is the mutated cow ?
Shuana : Who, who ?
Dillon : Oh, Shuana. I’m so shexy ! I’m the perfect cow you can find !
Mong : Let’s make out.
Dillon : NO, GO AWAY !
Z Wei : Get a room. Dillon, watch out alright ? Both of you might get a mutated
cow. Cow junior shall be the name.
Shuana : How do two male cows make babies ?
Mong : Well, first, you got to whip…
Z Wei,Shuana,Dillon : SHUDDUP ! WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW !
THE END !
PART 1
Shuana : Dillon ! I have some problems.
Dillon : Yeah, me too. You want to talk about it ?
Shuana : I need to have a tea party with my Barbie dolls.
Dillon : Oh really ? That sounds lovely !
Shuana : Will you promise to come to my tea party ?
Dillon : Sure sure, why not ?
Shuana : You don’t sound interested in my tea party ? Why ?
Dillon : I was thinking of something else.
Shuana : Thinking of what ? It’ll be fun. Remember to bring a few friends. Barbie
Doll’s friends.
Dillon : Hmm.. I could bring my favorite doll, Mong with me.
Shuana : Oh ! That should sound fun. Mong ? Is it a doll ?
Dillon : Yeah. He’s my first doll. I found him on the streets getting violated by a
dog.
Shuana : Oh ! Bring him alone then. With a guy there, Barbie and her friends will
get turned on. Wow !
Dillon : Awesome. How do you relate this to your problem ?
Shuana : Well, planning a tea party for Barbie and her friends definitely is a
problem. It’s not as easy as it sounds. Anyway, I’m thinking of a song I
can play during the tea party. Do you have any ideas ?
Dillon : Oh yes. *Dillon starts singing*
“I’M A BARBIE GIRL ! IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD !”
Shuana : Oh my ! I love this song ! It’s Barbie’s favourite too ! *Shuana sings
too*
“LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC”
Dillon : “YOU’RE SO UGLY, YOU DISGUST ME”
Shuana : “AAH AAH AAH AAH…” WHAT ? THAT’S NOT THE LYRICS !
Dillon : Oh sorry. It’s “I’M SO SEXY, YOU’RE SO DISGUSTING”
Shuana : I’m not disgusting ! What dress do you think Barbie should wear for the
tea party ?
Dillon : Something exotic please.
Shuana : So Mong will get turned out ?
Dillon : Yes. He has been having too many relationships with boys, he needs
some experience with girls.
Shuana : Isn’t that him holding hands with Mani Baarathy ?
Dillon : AAH ! MY EYES ! MY EYES !
PART 2.
One day, there were 4 cows. A shexy cow which is Dillon; a chubby one which is Shuana; the cute one which is Z Wei and *drumrolls* THE ONE AND ONLY HIDEOUS AND HAIRY COW which is MONG !
Z Wei : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Shuana : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Dillon : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Mong : MEOOOOWWWWW !!!!!
Z Wei : Oh my ! Who is the mutated cow ?
Shuana : Who, who ?
Dillon : Oh, Shuana. I’m so shexy ! I’m the perfect cow you can find !
Mong : Let’s make out.
Dillon : NO, GO AWAY !
Z Wei : Get a room. Dillon, watch out alright ? Both of you might get a mutated
cow. Cow junior shall be the name.
Shuana : How do two male cows make babies ?
Mong : Well, first, you got to whip…
Z Wei,Shuana,Dillon : SHUDDUP ! WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW !
THE END !
the writers:
.::Shuannie::.
.::Dillon::.
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