Thursday, January 15, 2009

Barbies n cows?!lolz...

Today,for Eng class, v r suppose to pair up wit a fren n write a dialogue...tittle:Teenage probs...Shuana n Dillon came up wit sumthin....here it goes...

Teenage Problems – Dialogue

PART 1

Shuana : Dillon ! I have some problems.

Dillon : Yeah, me too. You want to talk about it ?

Shuana : I need to have a tea party with my Barbie dolls.

Dillon : Oh really ? That sounds lovely !

Shuana : Will you promise to come to my tea party ?

Dillon : Sure sure, why not ?

Shuana : You don’t sound interested in my tea party ? Why ?

Dillon : I was thinking of something else.

Shuana : Thinking of what ? It’ll be fun. Remember to bring a few friends. Barbie
Doll’s friends.

Dillon : Hmm.. I could bring my favorite doll, Mong with me.

Shuana : Oh ! That should sound fun. Mong ? Is it a doll ?

Dillon : Yeah. He’s my first doll. I found him on the streets getting violated by a
dog.

Shuana : Oh ! Bring him alone then. With a guy there, Barbie and her friends will
get turned on. Wow !

Dillon : Awesome. How do you relate this to your problem ?

Shuana : Well, planning a tea party for Barbie and her friends definitely is a
problem. It’s not as easy as it sounds. Anyway, I’m thinking of a song I
can play during the tea party. Do you have any ideas ?

Dillon : Oh yes. *Dillon starts singing*
“I’M A BARBIE GIRL ! IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD !”

Shuana : Oh my ! I love this song ! It’s Barbie’s favourite too ! *Shuana sings
too*
“LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC”

Dillon : “YOU’RE SO UGLY, YOU DISGUST ME”

Shuana : “AAH AAH AAH AAH…” WHAT ? THAT’S NOT THE LYRICS !

Dillon : Oh sorry. It’s “I’M SO SEXY, YOU’RE SO DISGUSTING”

Shuana : I’m not disgusting ! What dress do you think Barbie should wear for the
tea party ?

Dillon : Something exotic please.

Shuana : So Mong will get turned out ?

Dillon : Yes. He has been having too many relationships with boys, he needs
some experience with girls.

Shuana : Isn’t that him holding hands with Mani Baarathy ?

Dillon : AAH ! MY EYES ! MY EYES !

PART 2.

One day, there were 4 cows. A shexy cow which is Dillon; a chubby one which is Shuana; the cute one which is Z Wei and *drumrolls* THE ONE AND ONLY HIDEOUS AND HAIRY COW which is MONG !

Z Wei : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Shuana : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Dillon : MOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Mong : MEOOOOWWWWW !!!!!

Z Wei : Oh my ! Who is the mutated cow ?

Shuana : Who, who ?

Dillon : Oh, Shuana. I’m so shexy ! I’m the perfect cow you can find !

Mong : Let’s make out.

Dillon : NO, GO AWAY !

Z Wei : Get a room. Dillon, watch out alright ? Both of you might get a mutated
cow. Cow junior shall be the name.

Shuana : How do two male cows make babies ?

Mong : Well, first, you got to whip…

Z Wei,Shuana,Dillon : SHUDDUP ! WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW !


THE END !

the writers:


.::Shuannie::.

.::Dillon::.

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